Today's Preznidential News Conference

It seems that someone has already done some research on the most common one-word descriptors for Preznit Bush.

Well, after today's gawdawful "news conference", I think it's time to move on to two-word descriptions of Dubya. Here's a few that I tender without reserving copyright:

• Projectile emesis
• Farkin' eedjit
• Brain damage
• Catastrophic success
  

and last, but not least,

• Miserable failure

Cheers,