"Galaxy Quest: The Reality Show"

"So long as I'm the president, we're never going to back down, we're never going to give in, we'll never accept anything less than total victory," Bush said.

Compare and contrast:

"Never give up. Never surrender!" -- Jason Nesmith as Commander Peter Quincy Taggart of the NSEA Protector

Yes, we have our own reality show version of "Galaxy Quest" with the estimable George Dubya Bush in the role of Captain Queeg....

Can't you just imagine Rove as Dr. Lazarus:

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, I shall avenge
you!"

For myself, I envision Rove in an orange jumpsuit instead....